‘Twas the day after Christmas, when the Clauses and elves,
Decided to give a gift to themselves.
A Hawaiian vacation that felt like a dream,
Packed with activities oh so extreme.
Flying o’er volcanoes as lava they spewed,
Jet-skiing, surfing, and skydiving, dude!
And then Santa said, without one ounce of stress,
“Now’s your chance to be naughty, ‘cause I couldn’t care less!”